I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
I think we should do a poem right now, if that’s okay. This poem is a little bit sappy, a little bit romantic, so we’ll get it out of the way now and we will go back to the dirty stuff, y’know, that everyone loves at a late show or whatever. Okay. It’s called I Fuck Sluts.
He’s so cute
SOMEONE HACKED THE CONSTRUCTION SIGN NEAR MY HOUSE AND IT GOT ON THE FUCKING NEWS GOD BLESS FLORIDA
only in my state >.>
*loses a follower*
*checks fave mutuals*
yeah ok whatever later nerd
i don’t need a personal trainer i need a personal kanye
The hardest thing about realizing you don’t love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.
Yeah just drop me off right here this is good
Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?
Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshoots