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nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.


I think we should do a poem right now, if that’s okay. This poem is a little bit sappy, a little bit romantic, so we’ll get it out of the way now and we will go back to the dirty stuff, y’know, that everyone loves at a late show or whatever. Okay. It’s called I Fuck Sluts.


hauntedby-myshadows:

He’s so cute

hauntedby-myshadows:

He’s so cute


saberspinner:

strugglefuck:

SOMEONE HACKED THE CONSTRUCTION SIGN NEAR MY HOUSE AND IT GOT ON THE FUCKING NEWS GOD BLESS FLORIDA

only in my state >.>

saberspinner:

strugglefuck:

SOMEONE HACKED THE CONSTRUCTION SIGN NEAR MY HOUSE AND IT GOT ON THE FUCKING NEWS GOD BLESS FLORIDA

only in my state >.>




kosherqueer:

*loses a follower*
*checks fave mutuals*
yeah ok whatever later nerd


tupacabra:

i don’t need a personal trainer i need a personal kanye

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confirmance:

The hardest thing about realizing you don’t love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.


kid-n0thing:


Yeah just drop me off right here this is good

kid-n0thing:

Yeah just drop me off right here this is good


Going back to school in September 

jayma-jones:

Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?

Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshootsimage


brutalgeneration:

out and about, part two (by manyfires)

brutalgeneration:

out and about, part two (by manyfires)