it’s okay if you hate me because i hate me more than you i win you lose
Photo by Adam Elmakias
I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old
jack barakat + skunk hair | requested by kristine
when youre desperate to see if someone is hot
you are the dancing queen
I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
do you ever just want to kiss someone so fucking much